Solitary bedcrumbing
the act of sitting on the end of a bed in a budget hotel chain consuming a low cost self-made meal from a corner shop whilst away alone on business. eaten in a partial state of undress, due to an aborted attempt of getting changed after work, the meal, usually consisting of a loaf of bread and some processed cheese prepared by hand with no utensils, can be washed down with a bottle screw-cap wine whilst watching television followed by a savoury dessert, usually a whole tube of pringles. after waking depressed in the morning, surrounded by food wrappers, food crumbs need brushing from your bed/face/body.
it contractor: this is so depressing, i could be out looking for a dubious lady (see pea-wet ), and this bread is stale.
tv: in news today, a missing cat reappeared after 30 days…
it contractor: man, i’ve hit a low, and there are crumbs everywhere.
next day:
colleague: good evening last night?
it contractor: yeah, went out for a few drinks and made some new friends
it contactor (to self): oh man, i was solitary bedcrumbing but can’t even admit it to myself, let alone anyone else.
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