Solo Bacon Battle


when you can’t find a friend for a regular bacon battle you can still play by yourself. this version is very simple. you must go back to a lady’s house and, having finished tasting of her sweet nectar, go down to the kitchen and steal as much of her food as you can. the beauty of the solo bacon battle is that it’s not limited to bacon. you are encouraged to steal any food you can get your hands on. just make sure you don’t get caught!
ben was busy last night, so bill did a solo bacon battle. he completely emptied out mary’s fridge. now she has no food.

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