Solo Rusty Ventilator
when a gentleman has the urge to have someone take a steaming dump on his chest but finds himself alone. he coils one on the shower curtain, lies down in the bath while holding the curtain at an angle (angle should be adjusted according to consistency and clingability) allowing the brown trout to slowly slide onto his chest
olly: jason, why the f-ck is there a brown streak on the shower curtain?
jason: it was the dog
olly: the dog doesnt eat cashew nuts
jason: sorry, i had a solo rusty ventilator
olly: why didn’t you just call me i’ve been touching cloth all day
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