Somalian Grocery Shopping
the act of sh-tting in a plastic bag then smacking everyone you see as you ride by in a wheel barrow, usually powered by someone you would consider your b-tch.
bro 1: “dude did you see that guy going somalian grocery shopping?”
bro 2: “yah where do you think i got this black eye and the brown face dipsh-t.”
bro 1: “queer”
bro 2: “queer”
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