Somalian Warhammer
this is a very special act that can only be done with a correct and precise possess, it’s not easy. but is this sounds interesting than here are the instructions:
(note: you need a fairly large p-n-s for best results)
step 1. have unprotected s-x with any black women and basically get her pregnant.
step 2. wait until the third trimester of the pregnancy (maybe even late in the second trimester)
step 3. violently and ferociously begin to ram your p-n-s into the v-g-n-, so hard in fact that you severely damage the babies outer appearance. if you don’t happen to have a monster p-n-s, then attach something to the front.
step 4. finish by -j-c-l-t-ng as you scream “look at me, i am the captain now!” make sure to look her in the eyes.
john: bruh, just did the somalian warhammer on the girl jane.
bill: how was that?
john: dude sh-t was brutal.
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