SOMC
somc, which when expressed in a grammatically correct way would read “sh-t on my chest” is a particular expression used to describe frustration. in australian slang, it is a phrase used on a daily basis to emphasise importance of comment. for example, if one cannot get an electronic device to work properly, one might exclaim “sh-t on my chest!”, meaning that you are so upset with the device you prefer someone could sh-t on your chest instead dealing with the situation.
1. somc! would you just do me this one favour?
5 more definitions
suck on my c-ck.
used when bragging for any reason, or when telling people what they should do.
1.yo b-tch, somc!
2.tucker wanted to somc. cuz he’s like that.
3.thats game b-tch. somc!
spitting on my computer screen
ha! you made me somcs
sh-t on my c-ck
jeff just walked to my door, somc!
sh-t on my chest (a s-xual paraphilia for diehards and fetishists)
donna gave me an somc and smothered it all over me.
still on my chair. somc is an antoynm of rotflmao.
so the bartender says: “why the long face?” rotflmao.
somc.
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