somebody come scratch my balls
what to say when either:
a) you have extremely itchy b-lls!!
b) you want to get people to shut the f-ck up
c)there is an unbearably awkward silence
red: d-mn its quiet in this b-tch
blue: i got the solution for that. -clears throat- somebody come scratch my b-lls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
green: what the f-ck???
blue: there, silence broken
red: you are a f-cking moron
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