somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the
the first verse of the song “smash mouth” by “all star”
“somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead.”
bob: “what is this?”
sharyl: “god’s singing voice”
bob: “ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh” -eyes melt out of head-
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