Somerville, Alabama
an extremely small town that is located about 30 minutes outside of huntsville. we have a video store, a feed & seed, and a few gas stations. and lotsa cows. oh, and there is a trailer park where all the s-x offenders live.. but the people in this town are pretty nice and good natured, when they are not meth addicts or s-x offenders or smiling jimmy. smiling jimmy is a guy who loves on peck holler road who m-st-rb-t-s in his truck behind a newspaper and i really don’t see why he isn’t in prison because he has been caught at our local schools fapping in the parking lot at kids.. so other than the s-x offenders, meth addicts, hicks, and smiling jimmy, somerville is a great little town and you should visit!! (i live there, its legit)
boy: so, where do you live?
girl: somerville, alabama, and yourself?
boy: huntsville.. wait…. isn’t somerville where all the s-x offenders, meth addicts, hicks, and smiling jimmy live?
girl: yes! i can’t believe you have heard of it. smiling jimmy gave me candy once!
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