Sommfl


story of my mother f-cking life. similar to soml, but used in more ridiculous and intense situations.
rob: right as i was about to go down on her, her mom calls her on the phone crying and kills the whole mood.
marty: sommfl man…

Read Also:

  • soshal

    used in -ssociation with lower inhibitions after drinking he was real soshal after a few beers

  • Soul Plane

    a movie starring monique, snoop dogg, method man, and kevin hart. a black man owns his own airpline after getting stuck on a toilet during a flight. a hot piece of ghetto cr-p. don’t waste your time watching this movie. tyrone: lets go see soul plane desean: naw man, let’s watch the wnba on lifetime […]

  • Soul Stealing

    when a guy takes the -n-l virginity of a female. this includes if she’s not a virgin by v-g-n-l s-x but still is by -n-l. guy 1: i just took this girl’s -n-l virginity! guy 2: soul stealing at its finest!

  • sour mayonnaise

    when your female partner eats your sperm i gave my girlfriend a sour mayonnaise.

  • South Woodland Hills

    a subdivision of kingwood, texas, refered to as the “ghetto” of kingwood. although this is not a ghetto, many poor or low income family’s move here because it is the best they can afford, while still living in kingwood. the houses are cheap but old at the same time and range from about $60,000 to […]


Disclaimer: Sommfl definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.