SOMT
acronym for sh-t on my tip. upon removing one’s p-n-s from a female -n-s, one may discover fecal matter stuck to their glans p-n-s. originally used as a text acronym but has evolved to use as an exclamation or prepositional phase.
jon, “dude, i pounded her -ss so hard last night, she won’t sh-t for a week.”
erik, “nice man, did you wear a condom?”
jon, “somt, i didn’t.”
or
erik, “somt, i forgot about that homework -ssignment.”
kyle, “f-ck, me too.”
skin of my teeth
usually used to describe a close-call, usually followed by “that b-tch.”
wesley: “holy sh-t, dude, you almost died!”
anthony: “yeah, i somt’d that b-tch.”
jerry: “i p-ssed by somt.”
james: “me too, yo.:
jerry: “a 94 is not by somt you -sshole.”
suck on my t-ts
hey douche! somt!
craig u have a big head somt!
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