Son of Torgo
mythical son of legendary villain torgo. following torgo’s release from the master’s employ, he set out to find true love by innocuously and randomly touching and air-groping women across the united states. after finally finding love from an unknown woman; son of torgo was born thus deciding the world’s fate. if you hear an eerie musical theme shortly followed by a furry man with unusually large thighs please stay calm, the son of torgo responds primarily to motion.
“hey check out that walk, now that guy is a real son of torgo.”
“hey don’t be a son of torgo dude…”
“that’s no moon, it’s a son of torgo.”
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