song ninja
1. (n.) a music artist/group that releases a song so catchy, it remains in your cerebellum as if a ninja is kicking your concentration’s -ss. 2. (n.) a person who sings, writes, speaks or texts you lyrics to an annoyingly catchy song or plays said song loud enough to hear, that gets stuck in your head. 3. (v.) {-ed} hearing/ reading lyrics to only part of a catchy song, causing you to have it rattle around in your brain until you hear the entire song from beginning to end.
1) ::humming “tik-tok” by ke$ha:: -argh!- d-mn you ke$ha! f-cking song ninja!
2) guy: “you’re a song ninja, you know that?”
girl: “what do you mean?”
guy: “i’ve had ‘blame it on the alcohol’ stuck in my head ever since you ordered your drink. where’s your ipod, i need to hear it now.”
3. ::text message:: “shot to the heart! and you’re to blame…”
d-mn, i’ve just been song ninjaed.
::text reply:: “darling you give love, a bad name!”
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