songzhiemers
an incredibly common disease. this disease has several symptoms: a. you commonly forget the names of songz
b. you commonly forget the words to songs
ex. when you are singing a song in your head and you realize you have no idea what the words are, so you make a note to look up the lyrics, but when in front of a computer you go blank and fail to remember.
person 1: dude i head a total songzhiemers fit today i could not remember that song by kelly clarkson, the new one what’s the name again?
person2: here i am?
person1: yeah that’s it. thanks man!
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