Sonic Fag

people who won’t shut up about sonic the hedgehog who are usually violent in nature. they tend to be crazy psychopaths who have nothing better to do than to spam and troll. they tend to like sonic ’06.
chase the hedgehog is a sonic f-g.
poor, clueless drones with an unreasonable love for everything sonic team has released post-dreamcast (see: sh-t). they tend to form bizarre cults and worship sega’s latest mindf-ck (seriously, who the f-ck is big the cat?). naturally, they also gravitate towards other sh-tty things, such as stephenie meyer’s twilight saga, bad flash clones of established series and sweaty, greasy prep-b-scent girls.

generally known to display a horrifying lack of intelligence.
typical sonicf-g in daily situation: “apparently, he came into game giant and asked for a 360, but they didn’t have one, so he walked away, came back 5 minutes later, asked the same question, sneezed on the register and then annoyed another customer for 15 minutes or so.”
he who love sonic unleashed and bathes in axe body spray (despite not changing shirts day-to-day) may also be found enjoying twilight and/or with a girl whom no-one would touch.
-cough- oh god, whats that smell?-cough-
-cough- oh, a sonicf-g just walked by -cough-
a sonicf-g is someone who loves sonic and will do anything to defend their games and are often complete morons and waste of human intelligence, the little they have, as they’ll label anyone who doesn’t like their games a hater, they hate anyone who doesn’t like sonic and b-tch and moan about the stupidist of things in a sonic game, like his eye color, they are often troll bait, such as the infamous chris chan.
person 1: sonic is da bast game evur and if you dunt agee ur a dipsh-t

person 2: sonicf-g.

person 1: f-k off hatur