Sonichu
christian weston chandler. a 20something web celeb who is a high-functioning autistic male who is looking for a boy-friend free girl who is sweet, loving, and doesn’t smoke. cwc is noted for wearing a horizontal striped t-shirt in bright colors (despite his chubby girth) and his medallion resembling a yellow sonic-like creature. his hobbies are sonic/pokemon hybrids.
i’m a virgin who will never get laid-i’m doomed to the life of sonichu.
autistic weeaboo comic love child, often thought to be 100 times gayer than sonic + tails put together.
if i was a 20 something autistic bas-m-nt virgin i would make a comic staring sonichu.
where you’re having s-x with a girl, and you hook up electrodes to each l-b– majora and stimulate her with a small electric current while making “pashew! pashew!” noises.
i took out my entire block’s power after giving my girlfriend a sonichu last night. dayum.
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