Sonora Texas
small rural town in southwest texas in sutton co. full of oil field junkies and women who wear to much make-up. church bells ring sunday morning, but don’t let this little town fool you – its full of mexican gangs and sl-tty pre-teens who don’t have anything else better to do than to find places to have s-x and drink on their friends ranches.
where are you did you fall of the face of the earth?
no, i’m just in sonora texas
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