Sonoran Dildo
1. a cactus in your -ss or v-g-n-. it can be an accidental occurence, but it was most likely put there by your boyfriend. a sonoran d-ld- is probably extremely unpleasent.
2. something gay guys put in there -ss to feel something because after years of gay s-x, there -ss becomes numb and longs for a cactus to be shoved in it.
ex 1: i had to go to the hospital because my boyfriend used a sonoran d-ld- on me.
ex 2: john and tom died yesterday because they gave each other sonoran d-ld-s.
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