SOP (Speed of Priyesh)
common abbreviation for “speed of priyesh”. the speed of priyesh is the velocity attained by a particle that travels at a speed of approximately 186,286 x 10^7 miles/second. as of 23rd june 2011 only one individual has reached the speed of priyesh. this incident is well marked in history since, einstein believed that the maximum velocity of a particle is the speed of light. on the 2nd of june 2011, he was proven wrong as priyesh wilhelm iii reached the speed of priyesh (variance +-0.17 m/s) while driving his mitsubishi lancer vii through the streets of bahrain. known witnesses of this event are von daniken and shaboora bin lazer abd il sniper.
person: omg! i was going so fast, in my mitsubishi lancer vii, that i actually couldn’t see where i was going! wtf just happened?!
person 2: you must have been going at the sop (speed of priyesh)
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