Sophisticus
1. a holiday originating from a you tube fake holiday contest. to celebrate one dresses as dapper as possible (top hats, monocles, etc.) and spends the day acting like a sn-b and using a fork and knife at every meal regardless of the type of food. it is celebrated on the first thursday in february.
chairman: sophisticus!
all: hurrah!
a holiday where people dress up in fancy outfits and wear mustaches and monocles. this holiday is held every june 15th.
it is often celebrated by drinking continually at pubs. its also known to be celebrated by going to the local strip club and talking as if sophisticated.
you: i say dear sir, let us celebrate sophisticus.
friend: indubitably, old bean.
an ancient chinese scholar who was known world wide for his manners and upper-cl-ss-id-ness. used to descibe someone who displays these traits in adjectival or noun form.
person a: i’ve seen the musical rent 45 times.
person b: wow, you’re rather sophisticus.
person c: no, just gay.
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early case of senioritis. occurs during your sophmore year, near exams. some symptoms include laziness, fatigue, being apathetic (about appearance, grades, and cl-sses), partying often, saying “f-ck it” often, and skipping. “f-ck it. i don’t give a sh-t anymore. i’m skipping tomorrow too.” “dang… do you have senioritis??” “no. i’m a sophmore. i have sophmoritis.”
- Soul Sabbatical
a period of rest taken by the principle of life, feeling, thought, and action in humans. guy #1: “man, have you seen bill in a while?” guy #2: “yeah, i went to his house and he was in the middle of a soul sabbatical.”
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- Wise beyond beers
being able to actually remember the philosophical sh-t you talked about while wasted the night before. d-mn i can’t believe you remembered all that sh-t. you sir are wise beyond beers.
- wisely
an older guy who pretends he knows-it-all but you realize he dont know sh-t. all mouth. example: fat it guy at work who f-cks up your ‘puter so you cant get on youtube. {whistle} yo, wisely, you f-cked up the innernet. i ought to chiff yo tin -ss.