sork’d
an abbreviated form of “so wrecked”; referring to a person that is the life of the business party that everyone is buying alcoholic drinks for. unwisely, the person consumes everything handed to him/her and suffers a negative impact the following day(s). after having been “sork’d” the person finds it near impossible to attend scheduled meetings the following day. if on a business trip, the “sork’d” person may also need to reschedule travel plans to allow proper time to recuperate. this term is related to two other terms: malaysian flu and winterize.
joe got sork’d last night and didn’t make the morning session. hopefully he wakes up in time to make his flight home.
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