sorority girl

a sorority girl is a female college student belonging to a social sorority. she may or may not live in a sorority house. she will normally be seen wearing chanel sungl-sses, a northface jacket, and bag representing her sorority’s letters. sorority girls are typically high maintenance and very uppity. most are white middle and upper middle cl-ss girls that are spoiled and extrememly materialistic. these bleach blondes are extremely loud and spend most of their time shopping and partying with frat boys. often confused to be sl-ts, sorority girls are most often c-ck teases. sorority girls are sometimes extremely protective of their sorority sisters and can only be distracted by a professional wing man.
i went to a party and all of the girls were blonde spoiled suburbanite zombies.

yeah dude, they were total sorority girls.
a sl-tty high-maintenance cliquey b-tch for whom drama is a kind of oxygen. this is the kind of girl who actively enjoys judging other girls for their worthiness and keeps a tight group of girls exactly like her. they don’t realize how much distain they receive from the rest of the student body and even future employers.
“just some sorority girl. you know how they are.”
upper cl-ss bimbos belonging to a sorority. they call each other sisters but are really talking about each other behind each others backs. usually blonde, in their low to mid 20’s, toting some designer bag, super short jean shorts/miniskirt, huge bug eye sungl-sses, north face or other dumb brand jacket and a tiny tank top or sorority t-shirt to top it off.
big surprise that their even in collage considering just how r-t-rded they are. seen laughing really obnoxiously and swearing about something stupid arm-in-arm with their baseball-capped, collar-popped, football-obsessed douche of a frat boy boyfriend downing beers at the local sports bar.
look at that sorority girl bimbo over there. i think her name is stacy or lauren or something.
sorority girl

a dusty -ss female who decides to join a group of dumb c-nts whom she calls “sisters” when she starts college. this girl is usually unable to find friends and be social by nature, so she must be surrounded by other sl-t bags like herself to build up confidence and be noticed in the college community. she pays in excess of several hundred dollars to just be part of this group of like minded b-tches. on a warmer day, she may wear extra short jean shorts, with her -ss sticking out the bottom of course, accompanied by a shirt showing off the letters of the c-nt club she’s part of. on a night out she will prep by taking many shots with the b-tches surrounding her until they cannot stand, this comes into effect approximately 3-4 shots of liquor in. her low alcohol tolerance is due to the fact that she feeds her body with only water and carrots or celery to maintain an anorexic body type because she believes she is fat. the intelligence level of this girl is the equivalent of a newborn puppy suffering from the most serious cases of down syndrome. when talking her, she will talk only of material things and get easily distracted by the most minute things, mid conversation. when told a joke or sentence that requires some thought process, the sorority girl will initiate a reaction that the people around her are doing to hide the fact that she did not get what was said.
some common sayings include:

1) b-tch hold my hair!!

2) i only had one gl-ss of water today and a celery stick, and i’m so full

3) sorority girl 1: i think i’m gonna wake up early tomorrow to hit the gym. (the elliptical of course)

sorority girl 2: omg you’re such an overachiever. i wish i had your motivation.

4) wait…… what?
often pretty they lack intelligence or intellect. they are here on daddy’s money and are very up-tight and high maintenance. they are often found with there loser counter parts- fat boys. these are the only women stupid enough to hang out with them and subsequently propel their breeding ability. avoid these sl-ts at all costs. pretty as they may be – they often have std’s from there frat boys and are dumb as rocks.
that sorority girl has herpes and gonorrhea. what a wh-r-!
a movie preview that has all the best parts shown to entice you to commit to seeing it.
will farrel’s new movie “the land of the lost” is a sorority girl preview.
members of a greek organization on a college campus. these girls are not high maintenance brats using up daddy’s money. on the contrary, they are intelligent young women looking to be a part of something bigger than themselves. they take pride in helping the community and find it unfortunate that the media has played them out to be party girls. they don’t “buy their friends,” they find a home away from home full of wonderful people. a sorority girl will do anything for her sisters, and if a sister is having issues, the other girls will always >have her back<. and the boys aren't "frat boys." they are members of a fraternity, just as proud as sorority girls. man, the greek kids have the top grades on campus! those sorority girls can have fun and kick -ss in academics! - i heard sororities are all about hazing and drinking. - you heard wrong; sorority girls don't hurt their sisters. - the sorority girls always go places together, they're so closely bonded! 1 2 next › last »