Sorry For My Bad English
“sorry for my bad english but i am german/french/chinese/greek/scottish(seriously, wtf?)…”
is the line one puts after a grammatically correct and understandable english sentence just to point out that he/she is not “english/american…”
some dude: hi, my name is -insert non-english name here- sorry for my bad english but i am from -insert non-english-speaking country here-
some other dude: i have been… -perfect speech-… and i genuinely apologise (emphasis on the “s”) for my terrible english. however, i am…
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