sorwhority
(also spelled “sorority”)
members of these types of groups often partake in drug and alcohol binges, unprotected s-x with multiple partners, bulimia, and general whorities. they are sl-ts who are content with scr-w-ng whatever walking p-n-s happens to supply them with enough alcohol (p-n-ses get bones points for belonging to a “fraternity”). they live shallow existences, and lie to themselves about qualities like:
being virtuous
having honor
being trustworthy
having integrity
being “ladies”
sorwhority sk-nk 1: i got sooooo drunk last night!
sorwhority sk-nk 2: really? me too!
sorwhority sk-nk 1: did you get laid?
sorwhority sk-nk 2: i don’t really remember, but, probably!
sorwhority sk-nk 1: oh my g-d, me too!!!
sorwhority sk-nk 1 & 2: sisters!
sorwhority sk-nk 1: i feel so virtuous and ladylike!
sorwhority sk-nk 2: let’s go to church!
sorwhority sk-nk 1: ok!!!
sorwhority sk-nk 2: can i copy your (insert random upper division comm. cl-ss here) homework afterward?
sorwhority sk-nk 1: sure! what do i care about academic integrity?
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