so’s your face
the ultimate comeback. this can be said as a response to any insult directed at you. it doesn’t even have to make sense, because “so’s your face” makes sense in itself.
mark: dude, you know you love the c-ck.
craig: yea..so’s your face!
a universal comeback to any witty remark someone makes at your expense. do not worry about context, because it makes sense in any context… always.
from scrubs:
jd: …if you bring sarcasm my way, baby, prepare to be stung!
elliot: j.d.–
j.d.: so’s your face.
elliot: that doesn’t even make any sense.
j.d.: “so’s your face” always makes sense.
carla: j.d., that’s stupid.
j.d.: so’s your face! i’m on fire! heyoooo!
jd leaves victorious.
laster that day:
elliot: oh, what’s the matter, j.d., freezer got your tongue?
j.d.: that doesn’t even make any sense!
elliot: so’s your face!
j.d.’s thoughts: dammit! walked into that one!
the ultimate comeback, because really, who would want it to be their face? answer: no one. this snazzy phrase often leaves the victims speechless, weeping or just plain confused.
-sshole: hey f-g those pants look like spandex!
f-g: so’s your face.
-sshole: -in shock-
elderly lady: excuse me young lady but you have to pay for that!
teenager: so’s your face.
elderly lady: -p-sses out-
the proper comeback to any insult, especially the infamous “your mom goes to college!”
sandee:”your mom goes to college!”
jennifer:”so’s your face!”
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