souchebag
a person who demonstrates douchebaggery while proudly ordering “edemame” (visualize pinky out sipping his “apple-tini”), all while flawlessly executing proper chopstick technique.
excuse me souchebag, but will you p-ss me that big f-cking fork so i can eat this sh-t in 3 bites and stare at the side of your face for the next hour while you use a branch to eat rice…. souchebag.
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