souffle
background: a soufflé is made from eggs, milk and other substances and the word “soufflé” originates from souffler french for blow up as it is shaped as a mushroom cloud. it is a popular dessert in england.
references: in the t.v. seires doctor who the 11th and 12th doctor’s compainion, clara oswald, was nicknamed “soufflé girl” as she was always unsuccessfully attempting to make them. she would typicaly burn them or fail to make them rise. her mother was excellent at making them and on several occasions clara quotes her mother saying, “the soufflé is not the soufflé the soufflé is the recipe.”
in england and france soufflés are a very popular and widely enjoyed dessert. desser soufflé souffle
souffle- to omit something important in conversation very transparently, and to continuously deny it when confronted.
“when i asked her about her husband, she suddenly started talking about great american novelists. what a souffler.”
verb
to perform a souffle
noun
a s-x move performed by brisk and extensive thrusting after -j-c-l-t-ng into an orifice (ie making a cream pie).
a souffle (soufflé) requires beating the “whites” for up to 20 minutes or until firm peaks form. although a hand mixer can be subst-tuted, a proper souffle requires penile whisking.
the difficulty in preparing a proper soufflé has been somewhat exaggerated over time, so most people won’t even attempt it. however, a typical orgy could result in a fine, foamy “white” mixture that can be scooped out with a spatula and placed in ramekins to bake.
obviously, a chocolate cream pie, that is, using the -n-l orifice rather than the v-g-n- would result in a chocolate souffle. there are several variants, one of course that requires prolonged choking on hog. legend has it that a marine in okinawa once made a literal skull f-ck souffle using an orbital socket and then turning or folding the frothy whites with the creamy brains.
oh man, last night i souffled that vag!
she makes me so hard i could easily make the perfect souffle.
jack and jill were trying to make a baby but all they made was a souffle.
dude, check out this p-rno. they go dp and one guy blows his load in her -ss and then they switch and the second guy whips up a souffle and she eats it.
when a woman’s bosom rises over her top and spills over. a phenomenon seen with particular frequency at renaissance faires. similar in concept to the “m-ffin top.”
check out that woman’s soufflé! i think it’s about to fall!
the highest level of love you can have for a person. when the phrase “i love you” simply just doesn’t cut it. it is a feeling of adoration and awe, and when said, tells the other person not only the feelings you have for them, but the devotion you give them.
-“you are so amazing gisel, i souffle you”
-“wow, i had no idea, i souffle you too!”
a term used in online multiplayer video games in which all members of the opposing team are dead at the same time waiting to resp-wn. occurs most frequently in 3 on 3 (and occasionally 4 on 4) deathmatches using a rocket launcher or other high damage weapon. can be done by more than one person on your team but when accomplished by a single person it is known as a ‘natural’ souffle.
i whipped up a souffle on the blue team after all 3 of those noobs ran right into an air fuel grenade.
1) a light fluffy foodstuff usually derived from whisked eggs and other ingredients and can be made savoury as a main dish or sweetened to make a dessert.
2) a steaming pile of light-beige coloured sh-t with the consistency of diarrhea, usually ejected from the bowels some time after eating a plate-full of biscuits.
1) oh the aroma of the souffle is out of this world, magnificent work julie, i bet you laboured over that all day, didnt you?
2) oh jeez-on-a-bike did i need to get that souffle outta my system. last goddam time i eat a packet of hobn-bs in one go.
i mean it this time – oh d-mn it i hate sh-t souffle’s.
an upside-down m-ffin top created by a undersized shirt, tank-top, etc.
1. that souffle is both disgusting and hypnotic
2. check out that souffle
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