Soul Doctor
an individual with the ability to sooth other’s souls just by being in a proximity to him/her. soul doctors are often found within very random people and places, due to their mysterious and enigmatic backgrounds. similar to the dali llama, the ability to doctor souls has been proven to show budding signs at the relatively young age of 13 to 14 years. no one knows the factors that pre-determine the ability to doctor souls.
the first recorded incident of a soul doctor was somewhere around the years 2005-2006 a.d. historical records lack his name, but many recovered eye-witness accounts tell modern historians that he was born somewhere within the confines of the united states of america. he was officially the first to receive a soul doctorate, and with that, the t-tle of soul doctor. records are few, and many do not date past the ancient year of 2007 b.c. few soul doctors have been recorded since then, but modern day occurrences have been rising in numbers.
many opposing historians believe soul doctors originated within the 1960’s to 1970’s a.d., but the theory is widely debated.
“oh man, i just hungout with that guy alex, now i feel so mellow…”
“dude, that kid must be the next soul doctor!!”
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