soul lock
the soul lock happens when two individuals mutually m-st-rb-t- one another. if they both -j-c-l-t- at the exact cosmic microsecond then their souls unfurl from their bodies and intertwine. obviously, this is extremely difficult to do.
a few caveats:
-the soul lock works best m-m or f-f but is not limited to that arrangement.
-it should be noted that upon achieving the soul lock both partic-p-nts die because life is essentially meaningless after the spiritual, infinite joy of soul locking.
-the last recorded soul lock happened during the han dynasty in 100 b.c. china.
caitlin: “john, i think i soul locked last night with danny!”
john: “no you didn’t, you idiot. if you soul locked, you’d be dead.”
caitlin: “oh.”
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