soul zone
when one’s friendship has become so strong, their friend’s very soul rejects the idea of s-xual intimacy.
not to be confused with the family zone, which, although notoriously difficult to escape from, has had its fair share of successful attempts, whereas the soul zone has never, in the history of man, had a single successful escape.
generic girl 1: oh my god! i love you so much, generic man 1! i don’t love anyone more than you.
generic man 1: r-really? you mean it?
generic girl 1: yes, of course! i wish i could marry someone like you.
generic man 1: what about me..?
generic girl 1: hahahahah, good one, let’s go see a movie, as the greatest friends in the world and nothing more.
generic man 1: (d-mn! we’ve surp-ssed the family zone… this must be…
the soul zone.)
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