Soulja Boy

another half–ssed rapper from the south who only seems to rap about bapes or getting crunk. sadly, his newest song “crank dat” has seemed to garner the attention of almost every 16-17 year old teenage girl. he is the perfect example of the typical southern snap cr-p.

look at his lyrics:

“soulja boy up in dis ho
watch me crank and watch me roll
watch me crank dat soulja boy den supaman dat ho
now watch me
yuuuuuuu
crank dat soulja boy
yuuuuuuu
crank dat soulja boy
yuuuuuuu
crank dat soulja boy
yuuuuuuu”

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sadly, this is the new hip-hop…
a stupid loser who can’t rap for sh-t.

he has trouble with english, and can only speak a couple sentences.

he looks like sh-t, he’s a f-cking wannabe, and a f-cking poser.

flava flav could rap better than that motherf-cker. (if you even call soulja boy’s piece of sh-t songs “rap”)

for all you stupid soulja boy fan-boys/girls, giving me a thumbs down won’t do sh-t about soulja boy’s f-cking disgusting face.
soulja sh-t: crank dat soulja boy

person: shut the f-ck up you loser.

soulja sh-t: then superman dat hoe

person: i would rather f-ck my dog and listen to flava flav’s songs at the same time than listen to garbage like that

take your f-cking ugly -ss face out of the f-cking music industry.
a fake-ss moron who steals catch phrases from actual famous rappers in hopes of being famous himself. he apparently believes yelling “what’s hannenin” (which is a catch phrase from dem franchise boyz) about 30 times is a good song, but in reality is just a sad excuse for his inability to create real rhymes.
person 1:i want me some soulja boy

person 2:then i guess u want a bag of sh-t too?

soulja boy:what’s hannenin what’s hannenin what’s hannenin what’s hannenin what’s hannenin what’s hannenin what’s hannenin what’s hannenin what’s hannenin what’s hannenin

dem framcjose boyz:get your own d-mn thing b-tch
another horrible rapper from the dirty south. he’s currently contributing to the murder of hip-hop.
an example of one of his half–ssed songs:

“i got me some bathing apes
i got i got me some bathing apes
i go i got me some bathing apes
i got i got i got me some bathing apes”

soulja boy repeats that like a million times, raps a short and r-t-rded verse, then repeats the above again.

seems like any black kid from the south that has an over sized jacket and fake chain around his neck can get a record deal these days.
nate mathews, a 17 year old boy who lives with his mother and father that makes songs that hormone-deafened adolescents love.
songs:
yahh b-tch
crank dat
person 1: crank dat den supaman dat hoe

person 2: what the f-ck are you doin?

person 1: im cran’n dat soulja boy b–tch

person 2: no, ur making a dum-ss of yourself

person 1: yo’ a hata of a tru playa’ mayyy’n.

person 2: you do know he lives with his mom

person 1: but he crunk bia’

person 2:..no he really isnt he sings in one note, has a repetive beat and can barely pr-nounce a word of english

person 1: f-cking -sswipe!

person 2: …r-t-rd
noun
1.a mentally r-t-rded person.
2. someone with attention deficit disorder.
3. someone obsessed with bapes.
4. a moron.
5. someone with a speech impediment.
6. someone with a learning disability.
crank dat “insert extremely r-t-rded phrase here”. repeat phrase and crank dat soulja boy at least three times.
a really horrible ‘rapper’. he has a hit song called ‘crank dat soulja boy’, but that’s the only song from him that people actually know about.

like most mainstream rap, his lyrics contain absolutely nothing worth talking about, yet people love him and he’s making so much money. it truly is sad how f-cked up the music industry is today. great rappers like atmosphere, immortal technique and jedi mind tricks are pretty much unnoticed, while sh-t like crank dat soulja boy gets played out on the radio. he has absolutely no talent and if you’re gonna disagree with me, then you’re either incredibally ignorant or just really f-cking stupid.
soulja boy is really nothing worth listening to.