Sound the Trumpets
a phrase said before farting and/or fart before said p–p.
“fran” – sound the trumpets ! it’s that time again.
“chip” – man, thats dolphin in the chowder….
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- Brand Punishment
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- chucking a brownie
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- bravado asshole
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