soundblaster
soundblaster is a line of soundcards from creative labs that have a history of cr-ppy drivers. now, there cards install and work well. the sound quality blows away the onboard realtek junk.
i got a soundblaster x-fi xtremegamer hooked up to 5.1 channel surround sound. before, i had onboard realtek junk hooked up to stereo speakers!
a generally overpraised and overpriced sound card that dies after a week if your lucky enough to get it to install properly.
jhon: ( static )
tim: “still no sound man”
jhon: (static)
tim: “i think its time for the third soundblaster this month man”
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