Soup Opera
any food network, cooking channel, or diy etc. program or series that has nothing (or little) to do with the actual preparation of food, a recipe, or demonstration of a culinary technique. for example ‘the next food channel star’, ‘great food truck race’, or ‘cutthroat kitchen’. basically any show that centers around a contest, or serial (cereal) compet-tion on any of the aforementioned networks!
‘cutthroat kitchen’ is a food network soup opera because its more a weekly culinary game show than a program about how to cook food!
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‘next food network star’ is a soup opera because it draws the audience into the drama generated by the weekly trials backstabbing and gamesmanship) the various would-be stars must overcome to get their own food network program
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