Sour MILF
milf (mother i’d like to f-ck) that you wouldn’t or a cougar that has seen better days. basically any milf or cougar who obviously believes that she is the sh-t, when in fact that is what she looks like.
notable for features including, but not limited to:
-seriously wrinkled or damaged skin
-likely obvious cosmetic procedures, some of which may have gone all kinds of wrong (lopsided b–b job, too much botox, so on)
-bloated -ss that may have the appearance of having sat too long on a gravel driveway
-alternatively, a formerly bloated -ss that has gone south, giving the appearance of a fresh dump
-the distinct odor of cheap perfume combined with desperation and self-denial
-wearing clothes 15 years too young and 2-3 sizes too small
just take a look at the female alumni your average college gameday or your local meat market. any sad–ss hausfrau on nip/tuck will do just as well.
janice d-ckinson used to be the sh-t, now she’s just a washed up sour milf.
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