sour patch


a term for a woman’s nasty v-g-n-.
stay away from her, i heard she has a sour patch!
to do something horrible to a person and then give them a hug and smile.
punch someone in the kidney and give them a hug.
ex2: me: sourpatch friend: wha? -punches friend with br-ss knuckles and hugs him- friend: aww its okay
a series of things a person must do to gain someones forgiveness.
did you hear mari ate a lizzard as a part of her sour patches to nicholle?!?! ew.
(1)a human orifice, bodily opening, or mortal wound that is infected, or is excreting bodily waste. (2) an -sshole. (3) a southerner’s snack.
(1) bonnie: f-ck you, billy!
billy: suck on my sourpatch!
(2) carl: i could suck on a sourpatch
for hours.
usually occurs during oral s-x when the recipiant grabs
the intender by the ears,forcing said intenders face to
be thrust into the unwashed pubis or r-ct-m.
carrie grabbed me by my ears and woukdn’t let go until
i m-ffed her sour patch.

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