South Asian Penis

male organ from india.

s asians mainly fall into 5 groups:

1 h-m- alpinus, the short caucasoid alpine race of central india. having evolved in icy cold alpine &
siberian climates, vascularised parts like ear, finger & p-n-s have shrunken to conserve heat. thus, the indo-aryan
p-n-s is as small as the mainly alpine european p-n-s, 3.5-4.5 in.

2 h-m- iranicus, the tall caucasoid nordic-iranian race of north india. as an adaptation to less cold
climates, the north indian p-n-s is, like the scandinavian p-n-s, 4.0-5.5 in – small but larger than the central
indian p-n-s. however, bergman’s rule leads to large body m-ss, which contrasts with the modest p-n-s & leads to
stereotypes of microphallism.

3 h-m- dravida, the medium-tall negroid australoid race of south india. to impregnate the steatopygian
dravidian woman with her cavernous shudrani v-g-n-, & due to enlargement of heat-dissipating external organs in
the hot s indian climate, dravidoid male genitalia have evolved a very large size, as per allen’s rule. thus, the
dravidian p-n-s is, with the sudanese p-n-s, largest in the world, measuring 6-10 in.

4 h-m- pygmaeus: macrophallism is even evident among pygmoids (dwarf negritos & short kolarian
proto-australoids) who number 5.0-6.9 in.

5 h-m- tibeticus, tibeto-burman mongoloids of tibet, e himalayas & nepal who have evolved in icy cold
climates. hence, the tibetan p-n-s is as small as the alpine p-n-s.
consequences of racial variations in south asian p-n-s size include various aspects of south asiatic civilisation:

1) caste systems are necessitated to prevent the s-xual dravidianisation of indo-aryan women & thus ensure the
continuity of caucasoid indo-aryan races. harshest is the brahminical, which prescribes shudra p-n-s amputation.

2) shudraphobia is the common result of shudra p-n-s envy in areas with strict caste restrictions. thus,
brahminical scripture blames shudras for all the world’s evils, depicting shudra raj as a h-ll.

3) shudra p-n-s worship however, is the result of lax caste systems, as dravidoid males displace overawed
caucasoids to -ssume ‘alpha male’ status. shudraphilia is most visible in islamised n. india, the lusitanised
concan & dot-com age urban ‘desi’ mohallas – esp. in begumi culture & desi hip hop culture.

4) dravidoid racial elements in n india are often due to secret inter-caste s-x by aryan females.

5) punjabi p-n-s jokes often focus on the pervasive small punjabi p-n-s stereotype, which is based on the
relatively short size of the iranoid north indian p-n-s in relation to the bulky & muscular nordic-iranian male
frame – just as scandinavian p-n-s jokes focus on a similar contrast in nordic men in europe.

6) condom manufacturers are forced to make south indian condoms as per the intl. ‘l’arge standard & north indian
condoms as per the global ‘s’mall size.