South Beached


what happens to the fat ugly girl who goes to south beach with her circle of otherwise thin and attractive friends. as the evening progresses, the cute girls all hook-up and leave their fugly friend stranded on the beach like a washed-up whale.
did you hear what happened to porky patty? she went to south beach last night with the rest of the girls and ended up south beached.

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