South Carroll High School

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you might go to south carroll if:

if you’re a male, and you have more respect for your shoes, than you do the teachers.
if you’re a female, and you have more faces than a game of guess who.
if your mathematics teacher acts like they have a rusty pole up their -rs-.
if you weren’t clever enough to understand what “-rs-” meant.
if your v-g-n- is as loose as you are on the weekends.
if you watch jersey sh-r-.
if you get a spray tan, and think you look like an irresistible mother f-cker.
if your phone battery lasts longer than your relationships.
if you’re a complete dumb-ss.
if you think wearing snapbacks makes you some type of god.
if you think your punk-ss is better than everyone else.
if you contradict yourself really bad, to the point where you confuse the f-ck out of people.(being racist, yet listening to a black rap artist. or being a hick, and saying “yo” and “dawg” like you’re from the projects.)
if your gpa is either 4.0 or 1.6.
if you’re arrogant.
if you’re wearing a belt, and people can still see your -ss.
if you have a d-ck, and all you talk about is d-ck; while being straight.
if you’re judgmental.
if you complain about receiving no respect from others, while you treat people like they are the sc-m on the bottom of your high heels. …you c-nt.
if your uptight booty is offended by any of this.

and if you are insulted by these statements, smd.
~shake my d-ck.
becky: omfg. someone just got suspended.
brittany: why?
becky:weed.
brittany:b-tch, we go to south carroll high school, duh.
you might go to south carroll if:

if you have m-st-rb-t-d in the school’s bathroom.
if you’re a redneck.
if you’re a wh-r-.
if you weigh less than 100lbs.
if you drink moonshine, and think you’re a bad-ss. (no.)
if your friends are either sk-nky b-tches and/or raging douchebags
if you’re racist.
if you’re h-m-phobic.
if you draw a p-n-s on everything you see.
if you smoke weed like you drink water.
if you wear shorts so small, it looks like they are eating your flat -ss.
if you think sports are more important than life itself.
if you’re so tan, that you look like a f-cking oompa loompa.
if you wear so much makeup, that it looks like crayola gang banged your face.
if you are of the “white” ethnicity.
if there is more d-ck in your personality, than you have on your body.
if you do drugs anywhere and everywhere in the building, but don’t give two f-cks.
if your uptight booty is offended by any of this.

and if you are insulted by these statements, smd.
~shake my d-ck.
tom: what school do you go to?
jerry:south carroll high school.
tom: lol.
jerry: go f-ck yourself.