South Jordan
perhaps the most strictly mormon city in the world, free time is spent praying, attending religous services, polishing one’s horns and engaging in intercourse with one’s multiple wives. common occupations include farmer and church-goer.
as a respectable man of the south jordan community, i spent the night at home asking g-d for a new tv and nailing wives one through ten.
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