South Umpqua High School


a high school located in the south in oregon. this is where rednecks,and wanna-be’s attend and try to get an education. a poor school that is trying to look cool by getting the news on them. look it up on youtube.
south umpqua high school student : “heyy buddy are you new here?”
new guy: “yeah, im about to get outta this place!”
south umpqua high school student: “wait,wait want some chew or weed? this school’s got everythin”
new guy: “no thankyou……”

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