Southern Education
southern education is like education but fake. it enchances big-chesting under the -ssumption that you are better than your trailer park counter-parts/cousins. most people educated in the south (south-east united states) are from the south or northern pr-cks who want to take the easy way out. most of these douche-bags that think because they took business math they can run a business. or because they went to college and their english teacher there was southern that their ideology of how the english language should be spoken is correct. i have visted university after another and these pr-cks cannot grasp that they are not educated only informed and do not heed even to informing. i have only met a handfull of southern-transplants that are being educated in the north and after investigation one of their parents was a yankee that wanted a better education for them. this idiotic mess stems from the lack of application during childhood education( no child left behind. to all of you southerns stay in your lukewarm desire for intellect and dwell in the ses-pool of ignorance that you have spewn apon yourself and to you northerns taking the easy-road you’ll get yours later….
parents in alabama sued the alabama school system, and inturn they sued themselves, wow now there’s some southern education
60% of southern science cl-sses do not have microscopes, they show a picture of a microscope and try to explain its function. if your school is this ignorant why not wake kids up at home and show them a picture of a school and let them sleep all day!!!
Read Also:
- flusploitation
the exploitation of h1n1 flu anxieties to sell fraudulent cures and treatments. the problem is that there’s no solid scientific evidence to back it up the new fear over swine flu has worriers clamouring for the next influenza-fighting shampoo or product. how do we combat this flusploitation?
- footprints
-tracks made by feet, whether human or animal, often visually-evident on ground similar to snow or sand, even wet footprints on normal concrete. -a christian philosophy about a man who decided to follow the lord. it goes like this (warning : it has been written in my own words, but it is totally derived off […]
- pumpoon
a really attractive waitress. – “d-mn, morgan is a flat up 9.5…” – “you’re right she’s a pumpoon.”
- puntabanta
noun. a spoken stock phrase or phrases uttered by a sports commentator or sportsperson in order to fill broadcast airtime rather than to illuminate the viewer/listener with useful facts or -n-lysis; particularly prevalent in uk soccer commentary. puntabanta is frequently obvious, redundant, tautological, absurdist, or a combination of these. “at the end of the day, […]
- southern lasagne
an unkempt and unclean woman’s pubic region during the crimson tide….lips=lasagna noodle, cheese=cheese, blood=sauce mama mia!! tony fabrioni enjoys eating his grandmother’s homeade southern lasagna.