Southern Shower


using a detachable m-ssaging shower attachment to wash just your -n-s after you take a cr-p rather than taking an entire shower. basically, the same action a bidet would offer but for those who don’t own a bidet.
“i need to take a quick southern shower before we head to the bar in case i meet someone who might want to rim my -ss later.

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