southern valentine
a cl-ssy bl-w j-b.
like a jersey valentine, but given in lingerie. no tramp stamp should be visible. effuses a combined air of hospitality, obeisance, and bearing.
after dinner last night, my wife presented me with a c-cktail and a southern valentine.
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