Southern vampire
when a girl is on her period and someone eats her out gettin blood n sh-t all over their mouth, thusly lookin like a vampire.
girl: im on my period.
southern vampire dude: ooh baby i wanna be your southern vampire tonight
girl: man you’re nasty
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