Southernfitzgerald
(verb)the act of cramming a copy of f. scott fitzgerald’s novella, “the great gatsby,” up one’s -n-s in a fit of anguish, frustration, or displeasure. this can also be performed on someone who actually enjoys this story in order to cause physical pain.
tom actually likes the great gataby. tonight, we should totally southernfitzgerald him and see how much he likes it then!
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