Southpaw Shake
when a handshake is offered but your right hand is busy – such as while holding two beers or perhaps you’re wearing a cast. your only option is to shake with your left. if handled correctly, it comes off more as a low-five instead of an awkward hand-holding moment between two dudes.
when i turned, dave had his hand out for a shake. he didn’t see me holding my niece’s hand, so i gave him a southpaw shake with my free one. no gayness.
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