Southwestern University
a swell place to go to school.
inquisitive neighbor: “where are you going to school?”
prospective southwestern student: “southwestern university.”
inquisitive neighbor: “say! that’s a swell place to go to school.”
extremely small, gorgeous university in the suburbs of austin, texas. popular location for the studies of spoiled, well-maintained, rich kids. with approximately 3 girls for each guy enrolled, southwestern university is an excellent school for less-then attractive rich boys to flash their cash and get laid, while forcing the very attractive females to adjust their standards. with such a small student body, and huge girl-guy ratio, the dating pool is inevitably inter-crossed between friends, ex’s and drunken hookups from the previous wednesday of sk-nky fraternity partying. an excellent choice for the “daddy’s girl” and the “tool” guy who needs a fraternity to fit into. all-in-all, students are very happy with their lives while at southwestern.
father: “honey, time to choose where you want to go to college”
daughter: “i already know i want to go to southwestern university!”
father: “great, a small school, very sheltered, you’ll like it.”
daughter: “yes, but can i have a new bmw 5-series, prada purse, and your credit card… just so i can fit in?”
father: “ahhh!!!!!!!!!!!”
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