southy
a phantasmagorical individual of extreme nature, a most estimable and meritorious mortal incomparable to any other personnel and or creature.
there is only one. no other individual can be evenly juxtaposed to southy
white irish catholic people from south boston neighborhoods.
the dropkick murphys are a bunch of southies with guitars.
a southy is a blond headed male who is in the top ten of the ugliest people in the southern hemisphere. they love to yell out random names and hit strangers repeadedly.
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to southy someone is to walk right up to some one and start yell at them for no reason then stab them with a knife.
“oh my god theres a m-ssiive southy over there, it’s coming at us ahh.”
when something is so hedeous everybody just throws up.
a) large, fake, scarred br–sts; as if performed by a bargain-bin plastic surgeon.
b) fake b–bs that look fresh from the cutting bin.
c) artificial br–sts that appear as if they once sported a zipper.
i would have tipped that stripper more, but she had a pair of southies.
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