soviet butt shovel
the s-xual act that involves two women on all fours backed up to each other b-tt-to-b-tt. a male then inserts his p-n-s in to one girls b-tt and his b-lls in the other girls b-tt.
the advanced move requires both girls to clench around the their respective male members and crawl in opposite directions.
hey josh, can you wife come over tonight? susan and i want to experiment with a soviet b-tt shovel and we need a second girl. you can hold the camera!
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